Monday, November 29, 2010

Dear Randy Orton

Dear Randy Orton,
I know you probably get millions of crazy requests from fans on a daily basis.

So I'm just trying my luck here ;)
It's my boyfriend's 18th birthday coming up next month, and he is probably one of your biggest fans ever.
I'm not going to lie. Before meeting him, I was basically a typical girly girl who thought wrestling was one of the most barbaric and pointless things ever.

But my boyfriend made me sit my butt down one night to watch WWE, and boy was I a convert.
He showed me how amazing you were, and now I am familiar with what a double RKO is and all, haha.

He really wanted to go for the WWE Raw World Tour in September just to see you, but something came up, and he was soo disappointed.

Point is, he told me not to get him anything for his birthday, because he didn't want me to spend any money on him.

He has been going through a pretty tough year with a lot of rough patches, and I think it really would be an amazing birthday+Christmas present for Dominic if you could surprise him with a video.
Like, you recording a video saying "Happy Birthday Dominic" and sending it to me so I can give it to him as a present? 
I know this is insanity!

Me, a nobody, who only just recently got into wrestling, asking you, a WWE superstar for a video?
Baha I would laugh at this if I were you.
But hey, it's worth a shot right? x)

It would make his life if you could even consider it.
It would be one of the most amazing gifts he could ever receive from anyone (especially amidst the chaos he went through the past year, what with his father's sudden heart attack and all)
And I kinda really want to be the person to give him that.

So yeah.
I have to admit that watching you on screen really is amazing. The fluidity and lethal grace of your moves. It's no wonder why Dominic looks up to you so much.

Well, I know I am in no position to ask you for this, but I really really hope that you would consider this request, and perhaps give me a restraining order after baha =P

Thank you so so much for even taking your time to read this.

Disclaimer: All of the above are true. No this is not for my own benefits, I really want it to be a surprise birthday present for my boyfriend. And the whole thing about his dad's heart attack and his rough patches were all true, I swear. I may be insane, but I would never lie about something like that just to get something. If anything above was untrue, I would get RKO-ed on the street today and end up in the hospital with a broken nose, I promise.

Love,
jils (slighty insane, but nothing to be worried about)